Not Cool

Not Cool
PLAY: Not Cool
snippet: “Hey Look! Over there! It’s those two chipmunks — from the cartoons!”
time: 1:58; specs: (just barely!) 1.8 MB mp3
script and music: Cecil Vortex; cast: Christian Crumlish, Eileen Dahl, Bee Nisbet, M. Smith
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Tom and Kate have the whole day off. “Let’s go to the amusement park!” says Kate. “Great idea!” says Tom. They just love roller coasters.
Uh oh! Somebody forgot to bring an extra pair of clothes. That wasn’t very smart.
Come join our heroes on the fairground of life as they learn that some times, a day at the park, isn’t really a day at the park. Metaphorically speaking. (Please note: Not Cool is rated “Yikes.” You must be this tall to take this ride.)
Enjoy! -CV

Category: Creep-edy™, Yikes

4 comments on “Not Cool

  1. I still think it’s more “creep-edy,” though with an emphasis on the “-edy”.

  2. Your wish….
    Turns out you can have two categories, so I switched this over to Yikes *and* Creepedy…. Think I’ll go retroactively do the same for Abu G. Cuz if that ain’t Creepedy, I don’t know what is.
    -Cecil

  3. I laughed and cringed. In the CD edition, will there be voiceovers? I for one would like some insight into the directions the actors took the characters, especially Munk, who remains in some ways a cipher. I can smell the hot dogs and cotton candy.

  4. vomit head obviously suffers from gastroenteritis, probably doesn’t have health care, and tom and kate should be ashamed for making the lil’ rodent feel embarassed. tom and kate must be republicans.
    damn them! i curse them…
    “Hindert hayzer zol er hobn, in yeder hoyz a hindert tsimern, in yeder tsimer tsvonsik betn un kadukhes zol im varfn fin eyn bet in der tsveyter.”
    [A hundred houses shall they have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive them from bed to bed.]

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