Billy Wildebeest in the Land of the Gigantic Duck People

Billy Wildebeest
PLAY: Billy Wildebeest in the Land of the Gigantic Duck People, Episode One
snippet: “Billy, the tribe is concerned about the way you’ve been…the way you’ve been acting lately.”
time: 2:10; specs: 2 MB mp3
PLAY: Billy Wildebeest in the Land of the Gigantic Duck People, Episode Two
snippet: “Ducklings come from eggs, you know that.”
time: 2:07; specs: 2 MB mp3
script/music episode one: Cecil Vortex; music episode two: Benson Hurst; cast: Bill Cassel, Benson Hurst, Tony Jonick, R. Stewart
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In this, the second ever official installment of Monkey Vortex Radio Theater, we take a thought-provoking journey to a heavily forested planet somewhere near the Outer Spokes of Coddington’s Nebula. Here we meet a young human named Billy, and Quala, an 8-foot tall duck warrior with a heart as big as all outdoors. Vortex on, -CV

6 comments on “Billy Wildebeest in the Land of the Gigantic Duck People

  1. Tell the “rest of the tribe” that if they don’t back off, I’m going to take that Monkey Vortex dentist’s drill to their noggins.

  2. …as the rest of the internet looks on.

  3. So. . . Where DO babies come from?

  4. I’m hooked. I want my BillyTV.

  5. are you nuts?! storks, storks, storks. or, the almighty. but, enough of this silly creationism. mommy’s bellies, pshaw.
    OH MY G_D!! QUALA!!! i won’t be able to sleep until i know that you are alright. hold me.
    “But as some muskets so contrive it
    As oft to miss the mark they drive at,
    And though well aimed at DUCK or plover,
    Bear wide, and kick their owners over.”
    —John Trumbull (1750–1831), McFingal. Canto i. Line 93.

  6. This continues to be a fan fave amongst the elementary school set. Perhaps some more episodes are in order.

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